Just Quotes!

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever."

"We're going to move left and right at the same time."

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison."

"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish,
they'll fish for a lifetime."

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

''I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

"They misunderestimated me!"

"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"